Projectile Vomiting For Beginners
August 16th, 2006
An article by Sass, The Incredible Vomiting Cat
My name is Sass, The Incredible Vomiting Cat. I am a tabby point Siamese and I live in London with a group of felines known as the Freddie Street Cats and a couple of human slaves. This Cats Guide is all about the creative art of projectile vomiting. I hope it will help young cats in their struggles to improve their technique.
As my nickname suggests, I have a little difficulty with my digestion. Most notably, I tend to re-decorate the house on a daily basis. The humans often refer to me as the Pump Action Double Barreled Shot Cat. Their sense of humour leaves a lot to be desired!
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Laura
10.29.06 3:32 am
This is SO FUNNY – i laughed so hard i cried. It is so easy to visualize what you are describing, and so easy to believe it all as well. EXCELLENT storytelling, in addition to your fabulous artistic ability. Is there anything you are not good at? Just so happy that Sass is yours and now i do not think my 5 cats are so bad after all. Love, Laura
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