An article by Sass, The Incredible Vomiting Cat

My name is Sass, The Incredible Vomiting Cat. I am a tabby point Siamese and I live in London with a group of felines known as the Freddie Street Cats and a couple of human slaves. This Cats Guide is all about the creative art of projectile vomiting. I hope it will help young cats in their struggles to improve their technique.

As my nickname suggests, I have a little difficulty with my digestion. Most notably, I tend to re-decorate the house on a daily basis. The humans often refer to me as the Pump Action Double Barreled Shot Cat. Their sense of humour leaves a lot to be desired!

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